I freaking love it!
Perfect size, perfect fit.
So here's my recovery story (sorry, no pics or videos - you'll just have to take my word for it).
I had just received my MORR Limited Edition Fourth of July Tee. I only had it on for about an hour and 36 minutes when this happened...
I was sitting on my balcony (on a day just like today), enjoying a fine cigar, premium imported beer, and equally fine Irish whiskey. Minding my own business (and listening to the neighbors).
My balcony is literally "in the trees", and we have Grey Squirrels everywhere.
On this particular day, one baby Grey was just leaving the nest alone - the siblings left hours earlier - and was struggling on a flimsy branch to get back to safety. He/she (who knows anymore) was inches from falling to it's premature doom.
Luckily, I had the newly acquired MORR Limited Edition Fourth of July Tee!
I quickly "sprang in to action", removed my MORR Tee, twisted it like I was about to "spank some locker room ass" and extended that TeeRope (TM) as a literal lifeline to that infant Grey!
At first, he/she was leery. This was our first face to face, but I sweet talked it, I cajoled it, and after 20-27 minutes of this craziness, it finally grabbed the lifeline!
Yay!
So I was finally able to rescue this adorable little Grey Squirrel with the help of the Limited Edition MORR Fourth of July Tee!
The best part?
The legs. Not much meat, and tastes like chicken.